December 4th 2010 - Eri, Jun, Lin special

heSanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi

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This episode was a special as it featured the graduates: Kamei Eri, JunJun and Linlin.

Subject: ・Mo-musu's 3 graduates, (A letter from Junjun and Linlin)
・Kamei has become beautiful before the graduation?
・Takahashi and Michishige by Sanma-san's "palace[show]", Takahashi has great effort whereas Michishige doesn't?
・Michishige shows her fangs to Sanma-san? Mail was one day late?
・Kamei's advice to Michishige?
・Michishige, a swelling man?
・15 million Chinese people - take center stage?
・How do you relieve stress?
・Graduated members give message of thanks to Sanma-san.

◎Opening
(Kamei has become beautiful before the graduation?・・・・）
Sanma: You don't feel important if you want to become beautiful, kind of matter. And so you decide to graduate.
Shoji: In order to gradually become cuter you decided.
Sanma: You know, in fact it's "to disappear" , it's like what you said last time you came right?
Sanma: Women, they 'disappear' to become beautiful.
Sanma: Kamei to become gradually cute is because you've hated being a morning musume.
Kamei: It's nothing of that sortー.
Shoji: Didn't you do any plastic surgery in this short time?
Kamei: No I didn't. lol
Sanma: You did.
Kamei: I didn't.
Shoji: How can you be this pretty then?
Kamei: Ah~ What should I do? I feel happy.
Shoji: Haha.
Sanma: Why is it as a woman, you truely cannot understand such a compliment?
Kamei: But I'm happy.
Michishige: To be happy when being praised.
Sanma: To praise and praise, would you like a song of praise?
Michishige: Yes, and just with that result is like a way of living or being able to live.

(Takahashi and Michishige by "Sanma Goten", Takahashi has great activity whereas Michishige doesn't?・・・・）[Sanma-san's show where people sometimes imitate (monomane)].
Sanma: I heard from "Dance Palace" that (Takahashi) has great effort.
Shoji: She was active? (Played a role)
Sanma: Takahashi did an imitation of Mikawa Kenichi's face.
Sanma: I wondered if she could do an imitation?
Sanma: Ah, well it flowed really well, she did good in the imitation.
Shoji: How was the face done?
Takahashi: :does the face:
Shoji: Ha ha ha.

Sanma: After the recording of "Sanma Goten", you sure were a day slow at sending a message.
Michishige: Ah, sorry for that.
Sanma: Takahashi immediately, "Today I was nervous,
Sanma: But as I thought after seeing Sanma-san in the studio you were cool and funny."
Sanma: Your (Michishige) message which was only "Sorry it's late one day, but thank you for today" [Literally, good job]

Sanma: Of course, Takahashi is a leader, she writes so carefully.
Sanma: I sent her a mail saying "Your Miwaka was received well, thanks."
Michishige: Is that true･･･。
Sanma: Your "Sorry it's a day late." message, I didn't need such.
Michishige: Why is that！ Eehh. . . .

Sanma: So, raise the level of the message you send next time.
Michishige: Okay.
Sanma: Strike it how "Whitebeard" BANGS a wall!
Michishige: Okay okay, I will wonder if you'll think it's okay before I send it.
Sanma: What's with this attitude?
Sanma: What sort of resistance are you showing.
Everyone laughs
Sanma: What are you snapping at? lol
Michishige: I didn't have that sort of intention to do so.
Sanma: You did have that intention.

Michishige: (the message) There was a reason for it to be late.
Sanma: What was that?
Michishige: Somehow, as you received a message from Ai-chan.
Sanma: Receiving something from Ai-chan's side? lol
Sanma: Sorry Michishige, but is it that vexing? lol
Michishige: Somehow･･･ lol
Michishige: That's why within myself, I tend to have various conflicts.
Michishige: From here I'd like to send "Thank you for today." a lot quicker than Ai-chan.
Michishige: On the contrary it's not being rude.
Sanma: Kwa---- lol
Michishige: Not being able to do much on your show,
Michishige: Already Ai-chan had sent something before and so
Michishige: I didn't know at what time to send it to you.
Sanma: Getting irritated at that･･･、It's not a joke to talk about, it should be poured out easily.
Michishige: It's not the type to be poured out so easily.
Sanma: You have a bad touch, when you're a wife someday you'll meet someone with great eyes. [I believe he's saying you'll meet your match as in mother-in-law XD?]
Shoji: Great, but that time would be very serious.

Sanma: If it's for talking, Michishige does a lot more than Takahashi.
Michishige: Yes, thank you very much.
Sanma: The first time you were nervous did you cry, any talk of that. [Sorry this may be off]
Sanma: That's why you have many times in which you are active?
Michishige: Oh, is that so?

Michishige: (Receiving from Ai-chan) I think it's good.
Michishige: She feels nervous but, it's good the results end up being alright.
Shoji: "Results alright", lol she (Sayu) casually is pretty good. lol

Shoji: (Michishige..) her alone, of course she has self-confidence in herself. It also seems like she has many responsibilities.
Sanma: Very admiring.
Sanma: Erm, having to hold such responsibilities is a necessity in the entertainment industry.

（Advice for Michishige from the leaving Kamei?・・・・）
Sanma: As a single artist, you're leaving,
Sanma: From everyone here, this attention Michishige has is pretty good.
Sanma: With that said, I would like this level to be raised. [Carry on with this atmosphere]
Kamei: That's right･･･
Sanma: What would be good to do after this, for Michishige?
Michishige: Un, un, very Kamei-like.
Kamei: Hmm, but, like Sayu she really is a good person.
Sanma: Liar!
Shoji: "Liar!" lol
Kamei: Really, really.

Shoji: What kind of points?
Kamei: Earlier on, didn't she get irritated?
Sanma: Ah, I got scared..un.
Michishige: lol
Kamei: She said some frightening words, but it was great how she took it back, she's a great honest person.
Sanma: Aaー so it's like that.
Shoji: I see, relating it to her work.
Kamei: Right, she becomes so honest that I don't want her to be too honest.
Sanma: Ah, how admiring. This honest Kamei saying all this is perfect. In one word you're saying being too honest can be tiring for oneself.
Kamei: Yes, yes.
Sanma: In another sense it's like a calorie control, where you take out 20% of your body's power.
Michishige: So not to think too much about it?
Kamei: That's what I think too.
Sanma: Ah, that's some good advice.
Kamei: It is, like we're synchronized.

Takahashi: (Sayu) She also has a stature.
Michishige: But my face is big･･･
Takahashi: Eh, how? lol
Sanma: You've got too much energy.
Sanma: Right Kamei, a last thing you should say is your face isn't big.
Kamei: Yes, yes...
Michishige: But Eri's eyes tend to swim about, lol.
Kamei: I don't think as much as you do.
Michishige: Ha ha ha, did this insult reverse back to me, lol.
Kamei: You're wrong, because we're close friends, for me to say this and you take it you swell up.
Sanma: lol.
Sanma: Ah, for saying that, thanks!
Kamei: Un, swell, swell. [She says Mukumun, which does sound funny, oh Eri you AHO!]
Sanma: Right, your a swelling man, swell.
Takahashi: Swelling man? lol
Michishige: No way, I don't want such a name. lol

Sanma: Michishige, today your real behaviour is weird. You frightfully showed me your fangs.
Shoji: (Sanma-san's show) Was it with consent with what happened, A "I'll put a bad pretense of working" kind of thing.
Michishige: Not it wasn't like that, lol. It wasn't so absurd.

◎Letter corner (Linlin and Junjun join from here)

（A trip alone before going back to China, JunJun？・・・・）
JunJun: Since I've had many sad times and also many fun times,
JunJun: It's like, going back to China I'll have to start from zero.
JunJun: And so, I want to put my mind in order.
Takahashi: Ahー I see.
JunJun: Being alone, it's quiet.
Sanma: Going to a quiet place, there are many in Japan in that you would turn around everywhere , you'll have enough to return home.

Sanma: Linlin, what are you gonna do?
Linlin: I wonder....I want to eat so much at the Azabu Juban store that I get tired･･･
Shoji: Ha ha ha, lol
Sanma: That's bad, 'cause you'll get a lil' fat.
Linlin: I guess you're right.
Sanma: Have you done that before, you?

Sanma: Kamei, what are you gonna do?
Shoji: Kamei said "She wants to go on a trip."
Sanma: She did, didn't she?
Kamei: Yes, I want to go to a foreign place.

（Of the centers・・・・）
Sanma: You guys didn't get any centers?
Linlin: Yeah, bad luck I guess.
JunJun: Somehow, as I thought reality sure is severe.
JunJun: Well, I guess the timing was wrong.
Sanma: Mhm, the timing.
JunJun: Furthermore, Ai-chan is really strong.
Sanma: Strong, strong lol, strong right?

Sanma: I'm sure Linlin also wanted to be the center?
Linlin: I wanted to stand center, but I definitely didn't.
Linlin: But after being told I was to graduate, don't you think being center in China would be good?
Everyone: Oh~
Sanma: Admirable, admirable. To not being able to stand center in Japan and so standing in China instead would be okay.
Linlin: Right, don't you think that's more cool. Standing in front of 15 million people.
Sanma: 15 million?
Linlin: Yes.
Sanma: That would be the top, pretty cool.
Sanma: And so returning home, she can become active in the industry again.
Linlin: I would love to do something, though I haven't decided what, yet.

Sanma: (Linlin) What's with this TU LU LA LA~? [jumper?] Linlin: Are you jealous?
Sanma: I'm very jealous, lol. It's been a first someone has reversed this (song). Linlin:It's from a regular Shibuya store.
Sanma: Is it unisex? Linlin: Probably.

（How do you relieve stress？・・・・）
Linlin: Having a bath and splashing about.
Michishige: A bathtub?
Shoji: Do you strike it?
Linlin: Yes, the hot water is just PI PI PI! [Strike sounds, or water dripping]
Sanma: Eh? "Ah" Does your voice ever rise?
Linlin: Hmm, not really it doesn't matter if it rises or not.
Sanma: I guess so･･･
Shoji: And your feet, do you flap them?
Linlin: Feet, erm, please let me do it how I like.
Shoji: Ha ha ha.

Sanma: Junjun how do you relieve your stress?
JunJun: I do it in a normal way, by throwing things.
Kamei: That's not normal, not normal.
Michishige: It's not good to strike things. lol
（Throw soft toys or bashing the wall.）

Kamei: For me things like sleeping help me reduce stress.
Sanma: Mmm hang on, sorry but being stressed is also when you're feeling tired or wanting to sleep. [Basically feeling tired is a factor of stress, Eri you AHO lol]
Michishige: Just being sleepy? lol

Sanma: Well Michishige, how do you relieve your stress?
Michishige: I pull my hair out. [I believe Koharu made her do that once haha]
Shoji: The hair from where?
Michishige: My eyebrows, the hair on my head･･･ I've always had thick hair so don't worry about it.
Michishige: The "pain" that I get kind of motivates me and makes me feel at ease.

Sanma: Takahashi, what about you?
Takahashi: I do it by shouting.
Sanma: Saying "AH!" in a loud voice?
Takahashi: I shout and cry at the same time.
Michishige: Ah- you do have that sort of image.
Sanma: That looks like the best way to do it.

・Sanma: After this, will Kamei be capable of love? As she is leaving Michishige.

[The tongue twister parts are really funny, I'll post a link to video of this and the rest at the end]

◎Takahashi is definitely Iyasemasen corner
Takahashi: ････Hurry up and do it . . .
Sanma: Do you have the spirit to do it.
Takahashi: Yes I do.
Michishige: And it was such a funny atmosphere before, lol.
Sanma: And all that fun was crushed by you. [Takahashi xD]

Michishige: ････Don't say anything . . .
Sanma: Ah, this is good.

Kamei: ････Always together . . .
Sanma: Ah this is much better [She said it too early and funny before this one]

JunJun: ････Don't forget me, okay?
Everyone: Cute.
Sanma: Say it in Chinese now.
JunJun: ････Don't forget me, okay? (Chinese)
Sanma: Ah it's definitely Chinese.
Takahashi: Ah, how cute.
Sanma: What was your (Takahashi) word, say that in Chinese. (JunJun)
JunJun: ･･･Hurry up and do it . . . (Chinese) (Sexy)
Sanma: Look.
Everyone: WAA, cool, cool. -clap-
Michishige: An expert, expert.

Sanma: Linlin is a bit young so we do her last.
Takahashi: ････Let me be closer . . .
Everyone silent
Takahashi: Eh? What's the matter?
Sanma: You have no spirit.
Takahashi: Eh? I do.

Michishige: ････Is it okay to get closer? . . .
Sanma: That was cute.
Everyone: Yeah it was cute.

Kamei: ････Don't tell anyone . . . [The first time was funny this was the second]
Sanma: Yaa, that was bad you and Takahashi are bad at this.
Linlin:You should cut their necks [Fire them from their job]
Everyone: HA HA HA!
Sanma: Ha...that is something different.

Linlin: ････It's good here . . . [She says it normally, so cute]
Takahashi: Ha ha ha
Everyone: HA HA HA!
Sanma: You idiot [everyone still laughing]
Kamei: Cute
Michishige: Sexy, more sexy.
Linlin: Sexy? Or okay one more time.
Linlin: ････It's good ---here . . .
Michishige: ----here? lol
Kamei: --here? lol
Sanma: Ya, say it like you would, "hold me" etc.
Linlin: ････It- [Too cute]
Everyone: HA HA HA!
Sanma: Okay now in Chinese.
Linlin: ････It's good ---here . . . (Chinese)
Sanma: Ah that was better..right?
Sanma: Junjun now you say it in Chinese.
JunJun: ････It's good here . . . (Chinese)
Sanma: Look now, Junjun is good.
Everyone: Good, an expert.
JunJun: Yatta~ (Yay!)

◎Gratitude corner
Sanma: The three graduates would like to give their fans a message of thanks.
Sanma: The fans, they didn't get an incoming message about this recording.
Takahashi: But this corner, for them to graduate they have messages for Sanma-san and Shoji-san.
Sanma: Eh? For me?
Michishige: Ha ha ha
Linlin: Isn't that good, hey?
Takahashi: Their feelings of gratitude-
JunJun: We want to tell you them.
Takahashi: So, please listen carefully.

Takahashi: They wrote down what they wanted to say.
Sanma: I'll listen carefully but I don't have anything to be thanked for.

Kamei: To Sanma-san.
Once again it's Kamei Eri. I have been happy when appearing as a guest on Young, I was nervous that I would tremble. There were parts in which I would think too much, I've laughed many times on Young, whatever I have thought of I will never forget. Also Shoji-san you realized the free way in which I spoke "You still haven't been praised by Sanma-san". That's right I haven't been praised. But I didn't find anything to be praised for. However, today is the last, God has come down to believe that Young will strive forth and continue on. I will not forget anything about Sanma-san. Please at least remember the Kanji for Kamei. Thank you very much.
From Kamei.

Sanma: But today I did praise you, "You've become cute" and "You're pretty."
Kamei: That's right.
Sanma: You really have changed, Kamei.
Kamei: Really?
Sanma: Right now you sure are great, if you'll excuse me.
Michishige: Is she refined?
Sanma: She doesn't draw out filth.
Kamei: Eh~
Michishige: Even till the end of the end. lol
Sanma: The end of the end, she hasn't drawn it out, this is fate. That she won't do so.
Kamei: Fate? I see, I understand.

JunJun: Dear Sanma-san,
I was really happy when I met Sanma-san. Being able to work with you was very fun. When coming to Japan and watching T.V and Sanma-san appeared, "This person really is funny isn't he?" I didn't understand Japanese properly but seeing the intense way in which you moved and your facial expressions, in the end you made me laugh. You talk so much, your voice is very loud, you talk very fast and in Kansai Dialect and also share the same name with a fish, this is the impression I had of you in the beginning. The first time I had worked with you, knowing that you were a great celebrity I wondered if you'd be scary. Furthermore, I thought I wouldn't be able to say anything and that you'd get angry, I accepted the unexpected, you're very kind and have a "father figure" feeling. Sanma: Ah I see. You were really pleased with the Chinese pronunciation of 'horse' [Uma] I had a feeling of you 'laughing like a child'. I thought you were cute. Not knowing if I could make a joke "You can't become my wife" is what you said then, In truth I was really happy. I made spicy gyoza and you enjoyed it with a drink, I was very thankful. Sanma: Ya, those were really tasty. Although the time we've had together was short, I've had all sorts of the memories with you. You've been around with many beautiful women, so someday you might forget about me, I hope you don't forget me. With that said, don't forget me. Thank you up until now, I love you. Do look for a good wife, keep looking. I'll do my best in China, I hope to meet you again when I'm older.
From Junjun.

Sanma: Yes, let's meet again once you're older.

Linlin: To Sanma-Han [They all laugh as she said it in a loveable way]
How are you? Sanma: I'm right here, [everyone laughs] I'm okay too. Today's lunch, I had Pasta at the nearby pasta shop near the company. Michishige: Cute. Sanma-san what did you drink yesterday? How nice.
[The time was up but I believe she may have given her message to him after wards, nonetheless it was random, cute and funny just what Linlin is hahaha]

◎Ending
Sanma: I don't know when (3girls) we'll meet but
Sanma: Do be careful in China and do come and visit.
Junjun, Linlin: Yes
Sanma: Kamei also, do your best.
Kamei: Okay I will.

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Well this sure took long but it was worth it, We're sure going to miss them!
Original: http://shinzui.blog75.fc2.com/blog-entry-297.html
Youtube for tongue twister and sexy words:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgsNOHxbNu0
For messages: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKnm5r5uJSs

Thanks everyone, this weeks episode featured Reina so be sure to look out for that.

January 22nd 2011

Last Saturday's episode was finally summarised.

Sanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi

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This episode's OG guest was Fujimoto Miki.

Subject: Sanma-san's present from Australia?/Takeshi (beat). Tsurubin. Sanma a dream come comedy club plan?/Warai Meshi (Comedy competition) championship to close at the M-1?/Ikegami-san's jealousy?

◎Opening
・Talk about the new year's holiday to Australia.
・What did the Yan (Young town) Musume's get from Australia? Juriku Shampoo and a Parka?

◎Letter Corner
・Fujimoto, went to London and Paris with her husband. Talk about the present which her husband Shouji gave her - a handmade Christmas Present.

（Takeshi・Tsurubin・Sanma-san?・・・・）
(The end of last year, within the SP show of Takeshi and Tsurubin's "Sanma-san would you like to join to make a 3person Special" was said, talk about this.)
Sanma: "Sanma we'd like to invite" was said, listen to my opinion.
Fujimoto: Definitely lol.
Sanma: Takeshi's always has this pretending way of saying for me to "join".
Sanma: You right, when you say things from yourself, I take responsibility, there are many times where I have rejected such matters.

Sanma: Takeshi-san has already become 60, "Sanma, lets make the best funny club" is what he says.
Sanma: Take-chan and with blackdebiru.
Fujimoto: Great! I want to see that.
Sanma: That person is already 63.
Fujimoto: Ah, is that so.
Sanma: 3 years have already passed.
Fujimoto: You can't do it. lol
Sanma: "That"? you say.
Fujimoto: Please do it.
Sanma: A request, "Let's make this dream come true" which was said 3 years ago.

[This same talk is just about this still so I'll skip it a bit.]

（What's the boundary line to an affair? - Talk・・・・）
Sanma: A kiss? or a game, game?
Fujimoto: A game is usually done when you kiss, man, your head is weird･･･ lol
Sanma: Whose head is strange!
Shoji: Sensei is full of 'games' ha ha ha
Sanma: I'll really hunt a monster (monster hunter game).
Fujimoto: Monster hunter you say, Sanma-san is the monster.
Sanma: In these times, women are the monsters. I am really a monster hunter.

Sanma: From amongst everyone here, Michishige is 'it' right?
Fujimoto: Is it being tolerant?
Sanma: You say tolerance, this girl only likematters of herself.
Sanma: What would her husband do? "I love myself" is just the matter.
Fujimoto: But if he were to have an affair with someone not as cute as her, what would happen?
Michishige: A person not as cute is still okay, I guess. If it were someone more cuter than oneself than that would be jealousy.
Sanma: That's understood in many ways.
Fujimoto: If not cuter than oneself I can't think like "then what am I?" I can't be like that. If cuter than me I'd be like "Oh?" lol.

（Michishige went out with Junjun, watched a film "Norwegian Wood"・・・・）
Michishige: We watched "Norwegian Wood" but there was a lot of adult scenes.
Fujimoto: Like love scenes right? They were in the film.
Michishige: Junjun was saying how the film showed a lot of "deep love".
Sanma: Is she a fan of the film, Junjun?
Michishige: No, she didn't know about it either when we saw it.
Sanma: Right, right.
Michishige: And so the two of us, after it ended somehow･･･、
Fujimoto: "It was very intense" right? lol
Michishige: "What should we do?" kind of feeling, since when we turned around there were a lot of couples.
Michishige: As it was just me and Junjun, together as women I just thought what would be good to do?

Michishige: It was difficult to talk from the heart about the subject.
Sanma: The film flowed like "dara~~n" didn't it?
Michishige: Yes.
Michishige: That's why, talking from the heart, it's like reading my mind.
Sanma: The manager hearing this just looked heartbroken.
Fujimoto: "Not reading his mind." lol

（The last thing you talked to Junjun about?・・・・）
Michishige: The last thing, was about morning musume and about our future.
Sanma: Probably something like, "Do your best" and "stay healthy."
Michishige: We did say to "do our bests."
Michishige: Junjun really somehow is great at cheering, especially for me.
Michishige: "Michishige-san really is great, I've learnt a lot from you.
Michishige: Michishige-san is a person who can do it." kind of things she says.
Fujimoto: Whose the one that is superior? lol
Takahashi: Junjun does seem like one.
Michishige: "And so I really want you to do your best." That kind of thing again.
Michishige: "Junjun do your best, but I'll also do my best." kind of thing.

・Takahashi phoned Linlin's house and both watched a BIGBANG clip, dancing along.

（Warai Meshi competition closed at M-1?・・・・）[Comedy place]
Sanma: Who saw M-1?
Fujimoto: I saw it.
Michishige: I saw it.
Sanma: How was it?
Fujimoto: They all seemed fine for about 4 minutes, the boke (silly one) told off by the tsukkomi (looking at mistakes).
Fujimoto: Slim Club-san was really something, great.
Michishige: ~easy~
Fujimoto: It did seem comfortable, though there was almost no time to talk. lol
Sanma: Haa~
Fujimoto: Something like that, it seemed "really new".
Sanma: But as a comedian myself, of course seeing 'Warai Meshi' as the best makes me happy.
Fujimoto: Very comedic-like.
Sanma: I see.
Sanma: Michishige, what did you think of this?
Michishige: Hmm, Slim club-san made about 100 people laugh but 30 more didn't.
Michishige: But even so, but somehow he had that 'winning over' feel. As though he would win.
Sanma: Ah~ I see, I see. Carefully, just like the comedians during a while back.

◎Takahashi Ai is definitely Iyasamasen corner
Takahashi: ････I want to see you.
Sanma: Psh, It's a normal word just how many times will you say it?

Sanma: How do you think of this as? You don't have any experience?
Fujimoto: Please teach me to act it.
Sanma: The lower half of your body, what is it, should get all hot.
Shoji: Haha.

Takahashi: ････I want to see you....
Sanma: Bad. Your lower parts are all cold.
Fujimoto: Ew.
Takahashi: It has been cold lately･･･.
Sanma: "Ew", can you do it? You saying "Ew." doing such you diverted Takahashi into making progress.

Michishige: ････Don't go back....
Sanma: Look at that, look now I feel alive, alive.

Fujimoto: ････Coward....
Sanma: Bad.

Takahashi: ････What do you want to do?
Sanma: So, so, not bad.

Michishige: ････Somehow you've become a bit strange. [Intense version]
Sanma: Look at that, Michishige sure is pulling hard on this.

Fujimoto: Ha? Take a day off.
Sanma: Ah, so , so.

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original: http://shinzui.blog75.fc2.com/blog-entry-311.html

So this one took a while since the original person posting them also took a while, but there's no problem in there since I'm also translating past episodes.
Next week's will feature Tanaka Reina and I'll also being getting onto the EriJunLin special they had before the graduation last year.
Do look forward to that.
Otsukareina~ XD

December 11th 2010

Sanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi

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This episode's OG guest was Ishikawa Rika. (Filling in for someone?)

Today's Ishikawa weird?/99's Okamura's return.

◎Opening
・Kamei, Junjun and Linln receiving gifts from Shoji, Sanma-san?
・Promised Kamei a bracelet, Junjun an iPod and Linlin a PSP?
・A Parka to buy for Takahashi next week?
・Amongst the 3 which is the most hardest?, Okinawa caves, talk.

◎Letter corner
・Talk of Ishikzawa going to Mongolia and Okinawa, Phone Detective at the end of the year talk.
・If you won 300 million yen? (~£2billion) , Sanma: I'll definitely donate. Shoji: ..lousy, a dinner with Shoji?
Ishikawa: I'll give it to my family. Takahashi: Pay the house loan (mortgage). Michishige: I want to improve myself so a massage everyday.

(Today's Ishikawa a bit airy, what's so weird・・・・?)
Sanma: What's happened, lately?
Shoji: Ah! Sanma:Ah! Takahashi: Ah! Ishikawa: What is it? lol
Sanma: Satoda Mai also did such a thingー！Her rumour of dating Tanaka Masahiro was out.

Ishikawa: Yesterday, I went to bed after watching Shrek alone but･･･
Sanma: Were your eyes jumping about? Although watching Shrek's appearance, what did you do, did you touch yourself?
Ishikawa: After fixing the floor heater, I went to bed.･･･
Sanma: So after that your mind became soft.

(99's Okamura Takashi's return・・・・?)
After returning "Why did I fail the Mechaike audition?" When talking to Okamura on the phone.
Sanma: After that, ah it was like a heartful matter, see you again after this, kind of thing.
Sanma: Man what was it, like everything just broke out.
Sanma: I haven't seen it yet but have you seen Okamura's return?
Michishige: I saw Mechaike. (The show that he's on.)
Michishige: It was a normal impression. Yabe-san hugged him and kept saying "Are you okay, are you okay?"
Michishige: The Mechaike members, as well as the new ones.
Michishige: Had a sort of "Eh, what should we all do?" Kind of atmosphere.
Sanma: Ah I see, I see.
Sanma: The new members were still deciding, just looking and thinking.
Michishige: That's right.
Sanma: That's･･･ as a television station the gratitude is like "What?"
Sanma: They thought too much then about the quick return.
Sanma: At that moment, the new members appeared out the curtain.
Shoji: Hmm, I guess that's right.

◎Murukami (Shoji's) blog corner
・Takahashi fumbles too much. Ishikawa laughs too much at it.
・Kanpei-san made a goal in Osaka, Shoji and Sanma-san have plans to go there.

Song - Onna to Otoko no Lullaby game~ Morning Musume.

◎Takahashi is definitely Iyasemasen corner
Takahashi: ･･･It hurts...
Sanma: Your "it hurts" makes me feel that, it's not what this is about.
Takahashi: Okay.

Michishige: ････Let's meet again....
Sanma: You say "It hurts", I bet it'll be better.
Michishige: ････It hurts....
Sanma: See, look at that (Takahashi) yours was wrong, do you get it.
Takahashi: Yes.
Sanma: She (Michishige) knows about "it hurts"
Michishige: I don't know lol.

Ishikawa: ････Any time is okay....
Sanma: Well, I guess it's because you're an adult.

Takahashi: ････Look, how excited I'm getting.
Sanma: Bad, every time you're bad.

Michishige: ････Mou, today is not good.
Sanma: Ah this!
Sanma: This girl, she knows what "it hurts" is.
Michishige: I don't know lol.
Sanma: She knows what "it hurts" is.
Michishige: I don't know, I don't know.
Sanma: Well, well, if Michishige doesn't know what it is then she has a great ability.
Michishige: That's what it is, a great ability. lol

Ishikawa: ････I'm sorry to play with love....
Sanma: Ah, Ishikawa, you've just become good.

-end-
original: http://sahinzui.blog75.fc2.com/blog-entry-299.html
In case you want to listen to the "words said in a sexy manner" - about 4 minutes in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMzyFggxA5U&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
Ai-chan is so bad at them xD it's so cute.

December 18th 2010

Continuing with the old release, as the new one still hasn't been posted.

Sanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi

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This episode's OG guest was Yossy.

Subject: Yoshizawa gradually getting an athletes body/Michishige's blog count 100 million.

◎Opening
・Sanma-san busy by end of year.
・"A really big TV" New year's special, location talk and a Critics' first shrine visit of the year talk.

◎Letter corner
・Talk about the latest graduation (3). Michishige's foot slipped?
・This year's M-1 finishing.
・Sanma-san returned home to fix the broken bidet.
・iPhone "Morning Musume" app talk.
・Michishige's blog of 10 months (so far) has hit 100 million, on the graduation day the hits went from 33 to 6 million people.

(Yoshizawa gradually getting an athletes body・・・・?)

Sanma: What's your last mark? Yossy: I'd like to try a triathlon.
Sanma: You're not going for a woman's body, it's become like an athletes.
Yossy: As my body gradually became like an athletes, I've been told to be careful in the way it's going.
Sanma: You got muscles? Yossy: My bone density, muscle quantity and body fat all change really quickly.
Sanma: That's pretty good then isn't it? Yossy: It's more like a ah my muscles have grown, feeling.

◎Murukami (Shoji's) blog corner
(Takahashi's English is・・・・?)
Sanma: How long do you learn? (English)
Takahashi: 1-2 times a day. Sanma: Doing that, it's okay to stop. Shoji: That doesn't really make much sense.

[Again here is a part where it's all Sanma]

◎Takahashi Ai is definitely Iyasemasen corner
Takahashi: ････Bitterly....
Sanma: (blood), Oi you, for the sake of making me angry you did it on purpose.

Michishige: ････I'm already at my limit....
Sanma: Hey look at that, it's the Eikyuu era preserved version.

Yossy: ･･･Just once more after this....
Sanma: Pretty bad.
Yossy: What "just once more after this"?
Sanma: It's like asking for forgiveness, "just once more after this"
Yossy: I see.
Sanma: You don't understand, you talk too much, man your voice is already like a mans, Yoshizawa. [LOL how funny are you sanma-san]

Yossy: ･･･Just once more after this , "after one lap" - type of image.
Sanma: You did become a bit better, maybe because I'm comparing you to a runner.

Takahashi: ････Please, just this once....
Sanma: So, so though you tried hard.

Michishige: ････Look, I've got goosebumps....
Sanma: This is definitely Michishige. Singing is a bother but here she recovers herself.
Michishige: Yes, to be cured.

Yossy: ･･･Somehow, I've become drunk.
Everyone: LOL.


-end-

original: http://shinzui.blog75.fc2.com/blog-entry-301.html

December 25th 2010

I thought I'd also summarise the older episodes as I wait for the new ones to be updated.

Sanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi

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The OG guest for this episode was Nakazawa Yuko.

Subject: Nakazawa lost weight･･･/The celebrity you want to spend Christmas with?/What was the Kanji word for YT members?/Shoji-san angry at Iysemasen Takahashi?

◎Opening
(Sanma-san giving New Year's gift talk・・・・)
Sanma: I stamped "Akashiya Sanma" on a bag.
Sanma: To give to adults, in one year there were so many people to give.
Nakazawa: I got it. Michishige: Me too. Takahashi: It was beautiful.

Sanma: After your gift? Takahashi: Hooray~! Michishige: Hooray! For 2 years in a row, I am happy~
Sanma: Expenses for you･･･ Shoji: In Sanma-san's case it's very big.
Shoji: All the staff members, in your different work places, this person is everyone's New Year's gift.

・Nakazawa lost 8 kilos by the DHC work.
・Sanma: Coffee, ice cream and black tea you had a combination, makes you think you're a coach now.

◎Letter corner
(Nakazawa lost weight・・・・)
Sanma: I've become a bit plump but I like the direction that Nakazawa is taking.
Sanma: Nakazawa losing weight, somehow a hungry feeling・・・ Nakazawa: Hungry?!
Michishige: She's so beautiful. Takahashi: Very beautiful. Nakazawa: Thank you very much.

・Japanese survey: "Which celebrity you would like to spend Christmas with?" Sanma-san 3rd, 2nd Arashi and 1st Fukuyama Masaharu.

(The celebrity you want to spend Christmas with・・・?)
Nakazawa: I would like to spend it with Sanma-san.
Sanma: Wrong, no need to say such things. Nakazawa: Please accept it, lol.
Sanma: With H ('sex), would my candle be okay? Shoji: Waa. lol

Sanma: For me, Oomomo Miyoko. Shoji: This! (meaning her)
Shoji: Fuyumi-san! Sanma: Because this guy likes her, Sakamoto Fuyumi-san.

Takahashi: Sanma-san is okay for me.
Sanma: Wrong, I don't need that from you. Takahashi: No really, really.

Michishige: Sanma-san's the head so we leave him out, lately it's Takenouchi Yutaka-san. I saw him September.
Sanma: Takenouchi, he's popular, he's popular in performing.

Nakazawa: For me, Ishikawa Ryo-kun (golfer) is good.
Shoji: For me again, I'd say Murukami Kanako-chan.
Sanma: Well then for me, it's Asagi Kuniko-chan. Shoji: That's difficult to comment on.
Takahashi: Johnny Depp. Shoji: I wonder if he could change into his Pirate form.
Nakazawa: I love Jumbo Ozaki. (another golfer) When I met him, I fell in love with his back.

(Takahashi・Niigaki, dinner show talk・・・・)
Takahashi: I'm really bad at talking, I'm always told to "talk a bit more."
Takahashi: I'm already finished. (when I talk) Sanma: How long have you been in this industry?
Sanma: In this sort of thing, Michishige sure is at the top, from this to that.
Michishige: I can't sing so my voice, when I talk it's not really in a speaking tone. Sanma: That's true, lol. Shoji: Thin brow woman, lol.

(2010 Kanji letter for this year is "hot", what's the young town member's Kanji for 2010・・・)
Nakazawa: The kanji for "fun"
Sanma: Well then for this year, did you have some sort of secret love? Nakazawa: No, but my work...
Sanma: Always at work surely that's not fun, of course there's some involvement in a man.
Nakazawa: Ah, that sort of talk nothing like that.

Takahashi: "Graduation" , 3 people graduated.
Sanma: As a leader you gradually send out but have to stand up again.

Michishige: The kanji for "friendship."
Michishige: Morning Musume has a song called "friendship." I really loved this song this year.
Sanma: What part of the lyrics did you like, that impressed you?
Michishige: It was "Let's walk honestly and try fun things"♪ Sanma: Where did you feel from that?
Michishige: Again and again, things like this when you become honest or during fun times, they're the most treasured times.
Nakazawa: What a good child･･･ Sanma: Good child lol.

Shoji: "Water"
Sanma: What's with "water"? Shoji: I drank some at Oome. Everyone: (laughter)

[Skipped this as it was just Sanma-san talking, sorry.]

◎Takahashi definitely Iyasemasen corner.
Takahashi: ････I feel excited...
Sanma: Bad. No matter how many chances you get, you're bad.

Michishige: ････It's my first time...
Sanma: Success, success.

Michishige: ････It's my first time.... (My first time with a lying feeling.)
Sanma: Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Sanma: How weird for this to come out, makes me laugh halfheartedly.

Nakazawa: ････I have no self-respect.
Sanma: Bad, doesn't make me blush.

Takahashi: ････Will you just do it with me...
Sanma: What the hell is this?
Shoji: What the hell is this?
Nakazawa: Ha ha ha, lol
Takahashi: Why, why? lol
Shoji: It's not why, It's what was that just now!
Sanma: He got angry, recklessly, angry.
Shoji: The hell was that just now!
Takahashi: Why ･･･ lol
Sanma: Because Shoji got angry.
Shoji: I just got so surprised, just now.
Takahashi: I'm really sorry.
Sanma: Do it carefully next time, stupid.

Takahashi: ････Will you just do it with me...
Sanma: Bad, even this year.
Takahashi: What do you mean by that?
Shoji: You can talk.

Michishige: ････Because it's Christmas, it's special.
Sanma: Ah, very cute.

Nakazawa: ････How do you like it?
Sanma: Ah this!

-End-

-Well that sure was fun.
original: http://shinzui.blog75.fc2.com/blog-entry-302.html

January 15th 2011

Thank you to everyone who really enjoyed the first post, so I will be continuing on with the 2nd episode of this years.

Sanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi

Btw, when I use the term lol, it's basically them laughing, the Japanese use the letter "w" whereas we'd use lol.
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This week's OG (older gen) guest is Yoshizawa Hitomi a.k.a Yossy.

Subject's today) Before the graduation annoucement, Sanma-san's report/Sooner or later Michishige as leader?

◎Opening
(From Takahashi "A call of concern"?・・・・)
Sanma: The other day, Takahashi contacted me
Sanma: That kind of talk, is it okay now?
Takahashi: Ah, it's completely fine. The announcement was on 9th.
Sanma: So I got the mail, "Can I talk to you after this?" is what she said.
(At that time was "a great uproar" Sanma-san's new year meeting.
Sanma: So, "Right now I can't take a call" is what I sent,
Sanma: "I'm sorry to trouble you*, will I receive your call"
Sanma: It was like a complete "embrace" of a call.
Takahashi: Ha ha ha

Sanma: It was just a normal mail, explaining the matter and what to do.
Sanma: "I couldn't get an explanation from the mail, sorry but is it okay to call?"
Sanma: "Any time's okay." And again perfectly "Is it okay in a room" Was the the type of matter. This was
Takahashi: What, how? lol

Sanma: Then, whilst eating Yakiniku, already I knew something was worrying her.
Takahashi: Seriously? lol

Sanma: Arriving at the car park, in a poof I saw, already about 6 matters I received messages from Takahashi.
Sanma: Man, this was･･･ "I want to meet you, I want to meet you, no matter how."

Sanma: As my phone rang, "I think you know a bit about the situation
Sanma: actually tomorrow will be the announcement, before that I want to say something to Sanma-san but I don't know how." What she said.
Sanma: Ah "This girl wants to get married?" Is what I thought.
Yossy. Hmm, I guess you would think that.
Michishige: Hmm that thought, it's the way she's saying it.
Sanma: "Tomorrow will be the announcement." Because she said it right? Takahashi is definitely with some guy, I thought.

Sanma: So, "Actually, I'll be graduating from Morning Musume."
Shoji: Oh!
Sanma: Ah, Shoji you didn't know?
Shoji: Eh, no I didn't, wha~t.

Sanma: "You'll be graduating from Morning Musume", how long ago did they (UFA/H!P) tell you?
Takakashi: It was like a feeling of me thinking over it.
Sanma: So you "resigned" yourself?
Takahashi: Tsunku-san discussed it with me, I just had the feeling it was my time.

Sanma: (Hearing about the graduation) "What the hell?"
Michishige: "What the hell" lol
Sanma: No matter what it's not a good matter, for me.
Shoji: That's right.
Takahashi: It's not good no matter what! lol
Michishige: It's the most treasured.
Sanma: Well, Takahashi doesn't know much about this serious problem
Sanma: This worrying, talking to Sanma about her worrying.
Takahashi: Ah, sorry.
Michishige: She has many worries , right? lol
Sanma: I thought "What's with this conversation?"
Sanma: "You're the one leaving, what should I do?"
Takahashi: That's because "I'll be graduating" when I said that you said "Why/What for?" lol

Sanma: Coming home "I got angry."
Sanma: Without having a shower I immediately looked at her "Mou hitotsu no Ai" photo book.
Sanma: Somehow I felt like taking revenge.
Takahashi: Why, why, why? lol
Michishige: Aichan's photo book was there.
Sanma: Yes, that's right. "Mou hitotsu no ai" (/Another Ai)
Takahashi: Ah, thank you very much. lol
Michishige: Were you relieved?
Shoji: He should put the photo book in a careful place next time.
Takahashi: That's great, yay!

・Shoji-san, mistaking Tabe Mikako for Michishige? Michishige's side is pretty?
・Today is girly Yossy. Sanma (I don't want those Navratilova doubts from you)
[In case your wondering, yes Martina Navratilova, who likes women.]

Sanma: From now on, will you be known as an actress?
Takahashi: I'd like to be many things.
Sanma: A singer, actress, going solo.
Takahashi: That's right, yes.

Sanma: What did you (Sayu) think about Takahashi's graduation?
Michishige: Something like "The time that had to come has come" kinda thing.
Sanma: Ah, so slowly, slowly you thought this?
Michishige: I didn't think it would be that quick, it's only been a month since Eri, Jun and Lin graduated.
Sanma: Yes and because Kamei, Takahashi, Jun and Lin are taken out just like that.
Michishige: That's right, though Ai-chan will still be here for 9 more months.
Sanma: What's that all about!
Yossy. That'll be in Autumn.
Sanma: No matter what, it's still.
Shoji: The announcement was quick.

Sanma: Why was the announcement so quick?
Shoji: With the new members entering they must've thought, "Leader just leave now" like that.
Sanma: That's probably it.
Shoji: "When leaving, nothing in particular would be heard by this person."
Sanma: Right, right, right.
Takahashi: I wonder if they'd think that?
Shoji: As for their feelings,
Sanma: No it would be true, it would be.
Sanma: Brother Saegusa, on this young town..I "I feel like I should quit YT,
Sanma: I also received this".
Sanma: By easily not quitting, I wanted to strangle myself at that time.
Takahashi: Wha---t! lol
Sanma: "When will I retire?"
Shoji: Ha ha ha, lol.

[Here was a part mainly about Sanma-san, sorry but I skipped that...the girls didn't talk much.]

(When will Michishige: be leader?・・・・)
Sanma: In this time morning musume is in pinch, how will they grow gradually, who'll look over them.
Sanma: Therefore I feel bad for Niigaki.
Shoji: The substitute is? Sub? Sub-leader?
Takahashi: There hasn't been an announcement yet.
Shoji: For it to come(Michishige looks like it.)
Yossy.But then, it does look like Shige-san will be the likely possibility.
Shoji: Will it come, the sub leader?
Michishige: With a weak anticipation.
Shoji: lol
Michishige:: But, but somehow it doesn't look like it will be.
Sanma: You (Sayu), it won't be definitely.
Michishige: Hm, I don't think so either･･･.
Takahashi: Why? lol
Michishige: On the bases,I'm self-centered.
Sanma: This self-centered you.
Michishige: That's right, I'm selfish. lol
Sanma: As yourself, you think a lot.
Takahashi: No, but surely someday you'll become the leader. Surely.
Yossy. That's right.
Sanma: Don't become it.
Michishige: lol
Takahashi: Become it~!
Sanma: A leader so to say in short, someone with qualifications, that is to be a worth person.
Michishige: But to become a leader, you must change yourself.

Sanma: A captain commands everyone's feelings with strength
Sanma: by sacrificing yourself for others and thinking of them, and to think of your position.
Sanma: It's definitely impossible for Michishige.

Sanma: With that said, well about Takahashi's graduation
Sanma: She'll be in MM for 10 years during September, I guess it's thank you for your hard work, for everything.
Takahashi: Thank you very much.
Sanma: Today is Takahashi's graduation special･･･
Yossy. Too quick, too quick.
Takahashi: I don't like this, please not yet.

◎Letter corner
・Yossy.have you already thrown out your style? I saw you studying in Hakone.

[Again a lot of talk from Shoji and Sanma so I'll cut this out, sorry]

◎Takahashi will definitely Iyamasen corner
Sanma: Gradually Yossy.is shining as a woman.
Sanma: You have to do something in this corner.
Yossy. Okay.
Sanma: That's right, you.
Yossy. Please, do teach me in this corner.
Sanma: Like I said this is about a real experience.
Sanma: There's no case of experience, I remembered.
Yossy. From looking?
Sanma: That's because, because it's always why I'm saying,
Sanma: "You guys, watch more adult videos" or
Sanma: "Watch more H (perverted) clips"
Sanma: Somehow, have you seen or not. Takahashi?
Takahashi: Okay.
Sanma: This is where your experience starts.

Sanma: There was a book about "A woman still making mistakes in making love."
Yossy. Book? That time of book exists?
Michishige: Making a mistake, even now? lol
Takahashi: Wha~t!
Shoji: Though you seem like you're really good, you will need a lot of teaching.
Sanma: lol

Sanma: I'm 55 years old, still need to learn, I'm great at it you. (Shoji)
Takahashi: That's great.
Sanma: Would you like to look and try?

Takahashi: ・・・I'm trembling...
Sanma: You're no good, you are.
Sanma: You, already. You're going to graduate from morning musume and this corner. You can't talk about such a thing?
Takahashi: I can't.
Shoji: "You can't talk about such a thing?" lol You still have a lot to learn.
Sanma: It's annoying to study, you!
Takahashi: Please teach me in dirty things, from here on after. [Oh Aichan please no]

Michishige: ・・・Carefully...
Sanma: Look at that, Michishige looks like a master but she too needs to learn.
Sanma: This isn't experience anymore but talent.

Yossy. ････Be by my side...
Sanma: Even though she said it differently.

Takahashi: ････What do you want to do after this?...
Sanma: Bad.

Michishige: ････How is today's me?...
Sanma: Look at that now, alive I tell you alive.

Yossy. ････As a man, it's bad to hesitate.
Sanma: What the hell's this. lol

-End-

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Wow that was long, funny and interesting.
original: http://shinzui.blog75.fc2.com/blog-entry-309.html

January 8th 2011 + Welcome

Young Town Saturday is a radio hosted by Sanma Akashiya and Murukami Shoji, as of mid 2007 his current line up has been Takahashi Ai and Michishige Sayumi, during 2010 the round up of the rotating OG members had started consisting of Nakazawa Yuko, Yasuda Kei, Yoshizawa Hitomi and former regular Fujimoto Miki.

I will be trying to translate the summaries, though they're rough but I feel like it's still pretty fun to know what they're talking about. Thank you and enjoy!
Please enjoy!

Sanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi
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This week's OG guest is former YT regular, Fujimoto Miki.

Some compilation broadcasts of last year/ 2011 dream/ambition?

◎Opening:
・Fujimoto, plans to go to Paris with her husband.
・Shoji to hold a Guiness record of "The most walnuts cracked with a bottom in one minute." [No pun intended from my translation.]
・Sanma-san's Guiness record of "Japan's most aired tv star."

◎First part corner:
・Sanma-san's brother in horse racing.[Image]
・Sanma: The real data is... I didn't even try to do half.

Ambition for 2011 is.....?
Fujimoto: For me, well I want to "make a child".
Sanma: "Dirty Joke?", Fujimoto: I don't mean that! lol
Sanma: Well then, you're definitely feeling it, that's bad. Fujimoto: In what way? lol

Michishige: With the new members coming in, I would like to get a bit familiar with them all, I would like to give it my all.
Sanma: As a senpai you'll have to hold onto your closure. Michishige: Yes.

Sanma: "To go about ambiguously" and this "to live ambiguously" is quite difficult.
Shoji: Living in such a way is like your heart knows something or lives each part at a time.

◎Michishige's 721 T-shirt design....?
Sanma: There is definitely a reason for this "721"?
Michishige: 21st July was the recording of the first time I was ranked by women on London Hearts.
It was like a turning point inside me, because of that it's a very important day for me, I'll always have inside.

・Fujimoto, she and her husband send 1-30 mails each day.
・Sanma: When he comes home do you "kiss kiss kiss"? Fujimoto: We do, we do. Shoji: How disgusting lol.
・ 60% of husband's have cheated - data.

◎Having a baby and your husband cheats is scary......?
Fujimoto: Having a baby then the whole opposite, I find scary. It doesn't seem like the atmosphere to cheat.
Sanma: Well I guess a lot is said during pregnancy...when my wife was pregnant I was scared and not able to do anything, what would I do if the baby went 'bam'. What if I were to betray her during that time. That's why during pregnancy it's scary to do something bad.

-Something about a baseball player.

◎Murukami (Shoji)'s blog corner
・Sanma-san's new years card was of a "Ancient times not moving on" image, this year is the year of the rabbit. Is this Michishige's year?
・There is a person with a Shoji-like way of acting, the show is seldom in growing, something which is the truth.

◎Takahashi Ai's Kamimasen corner (Game)
Puniness, Jackson, Youth, Jakuso [All sounding like Jakushon or Jakusho], Yasu, Departure, Bus, Gasu, Explosion [All sounding like basu, hasu gasu].

Takahashi～××　
Michishige～××　Sanma: What are you lot gonna do in the upcoming weeks?
Fujimoto～×△

Song: Bravo~ - Morning Musume

◎Takahashi Ai will definitely Iyasemasen corner　[They say sexy words game]
Takahashi Ai: ...Do what you want.
Sanma: Ah so , so.

Michishige: ...I feel excited.
Sanma: Ah so , so.

Fujimoto: ...Let's end this already.
Sanma: Why you puttin' on airs of being cute
Sanma: It's like your married to an old man who smashes walnuts.
Fujimoto: Old man you say? lol

Takahashi:....You're being pretty bad today.
Sanma: That was just wrong.

Michishige: ...Teach me many things.
Sanma: I think this is a perfect style for you as an M (masochist).

Fujimoto: ....Saying it only once
Fujimoto: Isn't that okay?
Sanma: Eh? Is that even said? Stupid.

-End-
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