Sunday 10 April 2011

Feb 19th 2011

Sanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi
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This episodes guests were Nakajima Saki and Okai Chisato.

Subject: First time/C-ute's Okai Chisato and Nakajima Saki/Shouj's image is?/Valentines day

◎Opening
℃-ute's Nakajima ・Okai・・・・
Sanma: For the first time they have come, C-ute.
Takahashi: That's right.
2members: Yes.
Sanma: Ah well the names of Hello!Project are rising aren't they, Ah you're really young.
Sanma: Michishige is 19, nearly 20-
Michishige: I'm 21.
Everyone laughs.
Sanma: Ah when did you turn 21?
Sanma: I've always had an image of you being 18.

Nakajima: I'm 17 year old Nakajima Saki.
Okai: I'm 16 year old Okai Chisato.
Sanma: So Michishige is more your senpai, how long have you been doing this?
Nakajima: I started in my 3rd year of primary school.
Okai: 2nd year for me.
Sanma: U-wa~!
Shoji: 7-8 years, that's when your face starts to change.
Takahashi: They really were young then.
Sanma: At a time when your face changes, that's when the agency use their eyes to decide who to pick.

(On a programme questionnaire、Chisato:「I want to get in a heated talk with Sanma-san about football」・・・)
Sanma: Do you like football?
Okai: There was a time when I was still getting to like it but I really love it.
Okai: Talking to the fans about it in my blog, it seems like the real thing.
Sanma: Well then, have you seen a live Champions league match?
Okai: Live? as in on TV?
Michishige: As in "realtime."
Okai: I've seen it "realtime."
Sanma: If that's the case then the other day Arsenal vs Barcelonea was on, did you watch it?
Okai: Yes.
Sanma: Yeah right!?
Okai: It's true. lol
Sanma: How admiring huh?
Okai: I was up all night watching it.
Takahashi: Cool~
Sanma: How was it, the match against Arsenal vs Barcelone?
Okai: Ah well it was like, how should I say it? How can they move so wonderfully.
Sanma: Did you really watch it? lol
Okai: I did, I did.
Michishige: It's also something I would say. Lol
Okai: But, what did I say now. "Wow it was so great"
Shoji: Is this something you've been into lately?
Sanma: So "you've been into lately" just the other day.
Okai: Yes.
Sanma: Right?
Shoji: For what, what was this for?
Okai:Eh?
Sanma: Lol

Sanma: It can't be...Arsenal right?
Okai: Yes, their players are great...
Sanma: Team names, team names.
Everyone laughs
Sanma: Oi, stop making fun out of the team.
Sanma: Let's stop talking about Football.
Okai: Okay.
Michishige: "Okay" is what she says. lol
Okai: I was able to talk a bit more since I studied a bit.

(Image of Sanma-san as someone who continuously talks and great at drawing people out?・・・)
Nakajima: Whenever I see you on TV I think "how great"...really.
Sanma: As a 16-17 year old, that's what you think?
Nakajima: That's right.
Sanma: That's something to be thankful about lol.
(Shoji-san's image is of him sayng funny things and it's easy to follow after him)
Sanma: Ah so someone who says a joke but it's not funny lol.
Nakajima: Ah well I'm also that type of person.
Shoji: Ah, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Nakajima: Eh?
Shoji: You're quality is different from mine.
Sanma: lol
Nakajima: Is that so? It's different?
Shoji: The fact that you're thinking about it, it's different.

(Nakajima the #1 at dancing in C-ute?・・・)
Sanma: You're the #1 at dancing?
Nakajima: I've been told it a lot but I don't really like my own dancing.
Sanma: Why's that?
Nakajima: Last year, I was very troubled and so with my dancing I went into a "greedy phase" so I wanted it to be perfect.
Michishige: You're really great at dancing.
Nakajima: Somehow I like the sort of wriggling feeling.
Sanma: Do you feel like dancing for a bit? [in a limp flexible way]
Nakajima: That's right.
Sanma: More like Beyonce? Dance in a way like hers?
Nakajima: Yeah that's right but I really like Takahashi-san's dance.
Sanma: Is Takahashi good at dancing.
Nakajima: Yes, I love it and admire her dance.
Michishige: How nice to be praised. lol
Sanma: Ah well, seldom there are praising words for Michishige.
Michishige: That's not true, no , no.
Sanma: Dancing or singing, not much comes out.
Michishige: That's not it, really it isn't.g
Sanma: The day before "Kenminsho" was on, what did you think of it, Michishige did her best.
Nakajima: Ah Kenminsho...
Shoji: How was Michishige's talk?
Nakajima: Ah talk? great it was great.

(Valentine chocolates from the Young town Musumes?・・・・
Sanma: Takahashi, did you bake this cake yourself?
Takahashi: I made the caramel myself.
Sanma: What is this?
Shoji: Did you melt it?
Shoji: Did you cook it?
Sanma: It's "takenoko"? [Chocolate company]
Takahashi: You're wrong!
everyone eats
Takahashi: Please do say something, lol.
Shoji: Where did this spit come from? [I guess it's the caramel]
Sanma: This..spit?
Takahashi: Wrong! it's flavour, the flavour.

Sanma: It's quite tasty, like condensed milk.
Takahashi: Ah, thank God.

Takahashi: This is Chocolate Gateau.
Michishige: From the looks of it , kinda looks messy , Shoji: "Kinda looks messy" LOL
Sanma: How does it taste?
Michishige: It's like the taste is on it's way from the middle. It's complete right?
Takahashi: It's completed.
Shoji: Hmm but the taste, it's like... Michishige: It doesn't seem like it's enough.
Sanma: Compared to the smell, it's not that sweet. Shoji: It's well baked though, tasty!

Sanma: Michishige always sends me a "thank you for today" message.
Sanma: Messages like " Thank you for every week" or "Please do buy me the shampoo rinse"
Sanma: I bought it for you but what's this, heart shaped?
Michishige: Rice crackers.

2members: We also got (rice crackers) lol
Shoji: Haha Michshige's feeling some pain Michishige: Lol very.
Sanma: The taste is pretty similar. Michishige: Really sustaining here, it was a shock!
Nakajima: Ah we also got another, our new single. Sanma:Ah well it's another thing which I didn't really want lol. (He's just kidding)

Yearning to kiss?・・・・
Sanma: Speaking of kissing, well I guess you'd like to kiss someone, or year to kiss.
Sanma: Especially for the two C-ute members, you're at an age where you're fired up to kiss.
Everyone: Fired up? lol

Sanma: Do you every think of wanting to kiss.
Okai: No we don't really think of it.
Sanma: You don't think of it?
Okai: No we don't really think of it.
Sanma: Yeah right.
Okai: Really we don't think of it.
Nakajima: We're always within the company of girls,
Nakajima: Hmm we don't really think of it, and we don't really see boys even during school,
Nakajima: I preferred talking more to girls than I did with boys.
Sanma: Ah well, I guess you'd say that.
Nakajima: Yes.
Michishige: Ah well, I guess you'd say that? lol
Sanma: Ah well to say such a thing, it was a level headed answer.
Nakajima: Thank you very much.
Michishige: They're her true feelings.
Sanma: True feelings? She was told to say it by her agency. [Lol Sanma san]

Takahashi: By my age, my parens already had 2 children. It feels pretty weird.
Sanma: Ah is that so?
Sanma: It's okay Takahashi, you could just lie to your office.
Takahashi: No way it's bad.
Sanma:It's okay
Takahashi: It's bad, I'm a morning musume member.
Sanma: That's Upfront's problem.
Sanma: You're a human, as a woman how is it bad to kiss someone?
Takahashi: My future..
Sanma: Eh?
Takahashi: My future..
Sanma: You're 25 going 25, talking about your future, your future is right now.
Everyone; lol
Takahashi: I guess so.

http://shinzui.blog75.fc2.com/blog-entry-319.html

Sorry got a bit lazy on this one might add the "sexy game" later on.


Friday 8 April 2011

Feb 12th 2011

(So sorry this is late)

Sanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi
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This episodes guests was Fujimoto Miki.

Subject: Dream Morning Musume's formation/Young town's members wanted advertisement performance?

◎Opening:
Talk about how cute babies are. Babies smell very nice.

◎(Dream Morning Musume formation・・・・)
Fujimoto: A unit has been formed with 10 OG members to create "Dream Morning Musume."
Sanma: Nightmare? A nightmare? Fujimoto: It's not a nightmare, it's a lovely dream.
Sanma: How many times will you say "Dream?"
Sanma: Seems like a problem right? Fujimoto: Having to keep hold of my physical strenght is the most uneasy problem.

・KARA'S dance challenge on the 3rd?
・Talk about Morning Musume's film "Keitai detective"
・Talk about the film "Kick Ass", Sanma-san really thought it was funny.

Fujimoto's new advert on a detergent. (New beads) talk on advert?・・・・
Sanma: I use "attack clique" Fujimoto: Attack and also Kaou but please do use New Beads.
Sanma: How was the advert? Michishige: Cute, really cute.
Murukami: That's pretty good, it was refreshing. Fujimoto: Many people said so many things to me.

(Type of advert you'd like to do?・・・・)
Takahashi: I'd like to do a bubblegum advert.
Sanma: When the advert gets out that's when you'll feel anguish. Takahashi: Vanadium water.
Takahashi: Dental brushing. Sanma: What the hell! Fickle, fickle idiot. Lust over it when it comes.

Michishige: Something to do with fast foods, like Lotteria.
Sanma: So you'd like to do such an advert? Michishige: I'd like to say "now on sale!"

Murukami: I'd like to do one for beef donburi (Rice bowl with food on top)
Sanma: Why? Murukami: I'd like to say "Oidon, Ushi Donburi, Saigo don", and then you hear a bell afterwards.


Sanma-san bought Fujimoto some body cream and a T-shirt for her 26th birthday.

Sanma: What's wrong with you today (Michishige?)
Murukami: Because of the "kiss" (Tongue twister game before this.) Michishige: I'm blushing.
Sanma: Even though you've never done such a thing. Michishige: That's right.

◎Takahashi's Iyasemasen corner (Youtube link as always at the bottom starts at 3:55)
Sanma: Well, Michishige has been a bit off today, like something happened.
Fujimoto: That's right.
Takahashi: Has anything happened to you?
Michishige: It's not like that lol
Sanma: Her clothes, also today are very feminine.
Murukami: She's become really cute, really.
Michishige: Ehh~!!
Sanma: lol
Takahashi: She's blushing, cute lol
Murukami: Really you have Michishige.
Michishige: It's nothing of the sort.
Murukami: You've become sooo cute, Michishige.
Takahashi: Waaaaaa-
Michishige: You're wrong・・・
Fujimoto: Won't you say how you "were cute from before?"
Michishige: Ah I didn't say it. I've always been cute.
Fujimoto: She's blushing so much, how cute lol.
Sanma: In truth she's really happy even without such a reaction. lol

Takahashi: ・・・・Let's do something fun....
Sanma: Idiot.
Murukami: lol
Sanma: How many times do I always have to tell you?
Takahashi: Right.
Murukami: Ha ha ha "right"
Takahashi: ・・・・Let's do something fun....
Fujimoto: Ah he's angry.
Takahashi: ・・・・Let's do something fun....
Sanma: Bad.

Michishige: ・・・・Stimulating.
Sanma: Ah the tone is quite bad, once more.
Michishige: ・・・・Stimulating.
Takahashi: OH!
Sanma: To say such a thing in this case how stupid. Saying "OH" you're really silly.
Takahashi: Ah excuse me.

Fujimoto: ・・・・This looks like the next time will be the end....
Sanma: You need to strike at it, this guy's always like this.

Takahashi: ・・・・Tell me what you want to do....
Sanma: Eh?
Fujimoto: Scary lol
Takahashi: Eh, why, why?
Takahashi: ・・・・Tell me what you want to do....
Sanma: Ahhh...man what the hell was that?

Michishige: ・・・・You don't seem like yourself....
Sanma: It's alive, alive.

Fujimoto: ・・・・I'm not satisfied with this....
Sanma: You're laughing.
Sanma: Eh..idiot.

Ending talk about Miki being a bit shy and why she is.
-end
original: http://shinzui.blog75.fc2.com/blog-entry-317.html
Youtube clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2HqfyiK7dU&feature=player_profilepage

Friday 4 March 2011

Feb 5th 2011

Sanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi

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This episodes guests were Wada Ayaka and Fukuda Kanon.

Subject: Smileage members 2nd time on Young, Wada Ayaka an Fukuda Kanon/This time Fukuda is full on about Cinderella/Takahashi's souvenirs...?/Michishige meeting with her family in Yamaguchi?/You don't read manga?

◎Opening
(By all means, introduce yourselves・・・・
Sanma: Go on, go on lol
Wada: Okay, I'm the leader of Japan's idol group for having the shortest skirts. I am Wada Ayaka.
Sanma: (Laughs)
Wada: Nice to meet you.
Shoji: You said that last time, you've already said that.
Fukuda: It's the reincarnation of Cinderella.
Shoji: As I thought.
Sanma: Well, at any rate it's still bad lol.
Fukuda: Hmm yeah, As I am the reincarnation of Cinderella,
Fukuda: I say to everyone "I am Cinderella" to appeal to them, that's my "mission."

・As the smileage members are here as guests, Michishige's head isn't so big nor is she with it?
・Sanma-san's previous life "To care for others?"
・Nasal voiced Michishige, haven't noticed that she has a cold?
・Michishige's face swells easily, but today it hasn't?
・Great news, the person whose face swells easily rises early in the morning with a jump which is effective for her moisture to go.

(Gifts from Takahashi, stuffed monkey toys・・・・
Sanma: What's with these stuffed monkey toys? Link to see the monkey toy here
Shoji: Didn't you wish for these? lol Sanma: I didn't wish for something like this, silly!
Sanma: This monkey toy, did you think I wanted this Takahashi?
Takahashi: But don't you find it quite novel, look at this mark here.
Sanma: It's the sticker isn't it? You bought this for me, it looks the same. Takahashi: The same?
Sanma: That unstylish T-shirt you got me. Takahashi: Man, stop it!
Sanma: Before you went, where did you message me?
Takahashi: That at...was uni..unive...universal (studios)
Sanma: Universal? lol
Sanma: You got it from Universal?
Takahashi: There was a shop outside Universal Studios.

Sanma: I always say to "call me when you go overseas", Yoshizawa never gets anything.
・Michishige's gifts are always sprinkling. Sanma: The blowfish and the shiso leaves were tasty.

(Michishige meeting with her family in Yamaguchi?・・・・
Michishige: My sister quit her job so she doesn't really do anything.
Sanma: Ah well, your sister does seem like a non-conformist type.
Michishige: So from there we talked about "what can she do now?"
Sanma: So everyone talked about it.
Michishige: "I really hate dad!" is what she said lol.
Michishige: Dad gave his own comment about it all and she started to cry.
Sanma: Ah she felt cornered right? The bad version...
Michishige: That's right.
Michishige: And so, somehow as a last word, "why do you hate dad?"
Michishige: As a father he said "Since you're not doing anything in Tokyo, why don't you come and so something in Yamaguchi."
Michishige: Then she said "How can I live together with someone I don't like?"
Michishige: So don't become a section manager.
Sanma: Ha ha ha lol.
Michishige: That's what my sister said. lol
Sanma: Your sister , I'd say is to blame ...tell her I said it was bad what she did.
Shoji: As a sister, "that sort of situation, I'd like to be in", is it weird to say Michishige?
Michishige: Somehow like, "I want to be like those G-men" (guys in long detective clothing)
Sanma: Ha ha ha
Sanma: Ah your sister sure is great lol.

Sanma: Your sister seriously said it, didn't she?
Michishige: Yes, furthermore, since she said it seriously she ended up crying.
Sanma: Haa lol.

◎Takahashi Iyasemasen corner. (As always the link will be below so do listen whilst reading)
Sanma: Ya, well smileage are also here...you're about what in your teens aren't you? Hmm it might be hard but I suppose with your age you have Shoujo (girls) manga so..maybe you'll be okay.

Takahashi: ・・・・Ha, I'm melting....
Sanma: Eh...well you were in a drama right?
Takahashi: Yes, Koi Choco.
Takahashi: ・・・・Ha, I'm melting....
Sanma: Say it properly
Takahashi: ・・・・Ha, I'm melting....
Sanma: The "I am" part is okay but the "melting" is bad.
Takahashi: ・・・・Ha, I'm melting.... [emphasised on the HA]
Everyone laughs

Michishige: ・・・・That's bad.... (In Osaka dialeact)
Sanma: Ah that!, now try "I'm melting"

Michishige: ・・・・I'm melting....
Sanma: Ah this!
Takahashi: Woah like that.
Takahashi: ・・・・Ha, I'm melting....
Sanma: Oi, we're you listening to Michishige?
Takahashi: I was listening.

Wada: ・・・・I'm feeling excited. [She just read it lol]
Sanma: Strike it.
Takahashi: AH hahahah lol [Aichan is just the same, yet she laughs hahaha cute]
Michishige: So cute.
Sanma: It was like an anime opening.
Sanma: Ah how old are you 15? Say it as though you're saying it to someone you love and about to get your first kiss.
Wada: ・・・・I'm feeling excited. [The same lol]
Sanma: Ah this is why I was saying-
Takahashi: Lol, cuuute.
Sanma: Ah your doing it too cute, you silly.
Wada: ・・・・I'm feeling excited. [The same again lol]
Everyone in fits of laughter.

Sanma: Ah..okay Cinderella your turn.
Fukuda: ・・・・You're my only favourite chocolate...
Sanma: What was that?
Tak/Mich: lol
Fukuda: ・・・・You're my only favourite chocolate...
Sanma: You got to hit it.
Fukuda: I don't understand it, I don't read manga.
Sanma: Ehh??

You don't read manga・・・・
Wada: I don't read manga.
Sanma: You don't?
Wada: That's right.
Fukuda: We don't know how to read it.
Takahashi: The order?
Wada: That's why, we don't really read Shoujo (girls) manga.
Sanma: What are you saying?
Wada: It's true.
Wada: I can read phone numbers like that "poof" like disappearing.
Sanma: So if it wasn't like that you would understand?
Wada: I don't understand where to start from, where should be right?
Sanma: Ha ha ha, from your head of course. lol
Wada: Hmm but then there's so much there isn't there?
Wada: You start from the right and then from then on I don't know where to go.

◎Ending
Sanma: How was it? You came back after 4 months.
Wada: Ah I think I'd like to return after learning how to read manga.
Sanma: Reading manga...
Wada: Please teach us.
Sanma: Ah that's quite difficult, ah a simple thing my not be possible...having to teach it will be difficult.

Sanma: Cinderella, what did you think?
Fukuda: For me, it's been a while since I've come out my castle.
Sanma: Oh it's been a while?
Takahashi: Ah it's been a while haha lol.
Fukuda: Having to talk so much, I think the Queen might be proud of me.
Sanma: lol

-end.

original: http://shinzui.blog75.fc2.com/blog-entry-315.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6sJphQpP4s&feature=channel_video_title
clip starts at 0:30 seconds.

Saturday 5 February 2011

Jan 29th 2011

Sorry it's late, these might be a week late in the future as the person who summarizes them in Japanese has been posting them a week later.

Sanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi

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This episode's guest was Tanaka Reina.

Subject: ・Kanpei-san running the marathon.
・Michishige and Tanaka - 8 years in MoMusu.

◎Opening
・Kanpei-san running in the Earth marathon.
・Sanma-san hasn't heart the song "Toilet no Kamisama"?

◎Letter corner
The relay goal of the Earth Marathon feelings・・・・
Sanma: Some people around me were saying "as expected of Sanma-san"
Sanma: But the majority were like "What the hell is he doing?"
Takahashi: Is that so? lol
Sanma: That's right.
Sanma: The feelings, they weren't really feeling it. Somehow it was like it was meant to happen.
Shoji: But who understood Sanma-san or not, for them to see a bit of it is enough to be understood.

・Tanaka and Michishige have been in Morning Musume for 8 years, talk about their most memorable moment. Also what their memorable moment with Kamei was?
・Something about Sanma-san being scouted for Baseball, had he joined would his life have been different?

Calling Young Musumes out to dinner?・・・・
Sanma: The days go by themselves quite slowly but do you ever have anytime?
Michishige: We do, we do.
Takahashi: Yes, do invite us.
Sanma: Ah, is that so? Well it's been a while since we've ate dinner together.
Takahashi: Yes that's because it's been 2 years, before we all went.
Sanma: Would you like to go?
ALL 3: yes.
Shoji: Please take us.
Sanma: A day to come together, huh? (meeting)
Shoji: No, no, no lol
Takahashi: It's not that type of "come together"
Shoji: To even propose that, the plan won't happen.
Takahashi: It will. First you need to ask.
Michishige: Because it's a day to get together.
Takahashi: We'll definitely come, that's why.
Sanma: Really?

Young town staff went to Haro Puro concert in Kobe (Osaka)・・・・
Sanma: Shindou?
Michishige: Yes, by the looks of it he came.
Sanma: I'm sure his aim was for Yoshizawa.
Takahashi: As I thought.
Michishige: Even though, to me and everyone else "Here's doughnuts for everyone" but
Michishige: Yoshizawa is quite a private person but somehow it's like the thing was shown to her. lol
Sanma: Tanaka, you okay?
Tanaka: Yes?
Sanma: Were you the commanding officer in planning to get them two together?
Takahashi: When there's time to. lol

◎Takahashi Iyasemasen Corner.. (Takahashi faltered whilst saying it) [I'll post the link below]
Aichan then gets a mini lecture by Sanma-san to be more sexy in the lines and also try and do better, she's always the one who does it eitehr funny or can't do it XD. Ai chan goes "How shall I do it?" Everyone laughs at her...ah she's so cute, though she's the oldest, she's like a kid.

Takahashi: ・・・・You're going to be exposed....
Sanma: Man, you never think before you say it.
Sanma: "Gonna expose"...what you gonna expose
Takahashi: Eh? What....a person?
Everyone laughs
Sanma: Say it in a bigger voice, like a man comes and in a bigger voice, "Gonna expose"
Takahashi: Okay, I got it.
Takahashi: ・・・・You're going to be exposed....
Sanma: Ya, that's not the type I was looking for.
Takahashi: ・・・・You're going to be exposed.... (she says it in a funny voice, everyone laughs)
Sanma: What the hell was that? lol
Takahashi: Ehh...why? why?
Sanma: Man, you need to strike it.
Sanma: [Copies her..haha hilarious]
Takahashi: Eh, did I do it like that?
Sanma: Feel it you know?
Sanma: Okay Michishige, I'm counting on you.

Michishige: ・・・・Don't be so troubled about it....
Sanma: Great, that's how it's done.
Sanma: You still can't do it (Takahashi), although Michishige has no experience she can do it.

Tanaka: ・・・・It's half-assed, no way....
Sanma: Ah that was quite good, why not try in Hakata-ben (Hakata dialect)
Tanaka: Eh!? Hakata-ben..
Tanaka: ・・・・Stop it, It's half-assed.... (In Hakata-ben)
Sanma: Ah now... (everyone agrees it's good)
Sanma: Ah quite sexy.
Takahashi: Cool.

Takahashi: ・・・・It's embarrassing, that's why I've closed my eyes....
Sanma: HUUH!
Michishige: Ha ha ha
Takahashi: Eh he he he
Shoji: What the hell was that? lol
Takahashi: EH, Why?/
Shoji: "It's embarrasing.."
Sanma: "...that's why I closed my eyes" [Basically both read it out kinda like she did hahah]
Tanaka: lol
Takahashi: No way, was it really like that?
Takahashi: ・・・・It's embarrassing, that's why I've closed my eyes....
Sanma: Man you're talking it out..
Takahashi: Ehh??

Michishige: ・・・・Today, I'll listen to whatever you have to say....
Sanma: Well?... something like this you get consent from the fans.

Tanaka: ・・・・I don't know anything, so I want you to teach me....
Sanma: Ahh~, that's really good.
Michishige: "It's embarrasing..." (copying Aichan)
Shoji: Ah that was surprising.
Takahashi: Ehh why?

Sanma: So how as it today Tanaka?
Tanaka: Today, I thought Ai-chan was really funny
Takahashi: Ehh why? [lol I love hearing her say 'NANDE NANDE'
Tanaka: That's because, it's my first doing this but you're the adult!
Everyone laughs
Takahashi: Ah, that is true though, lol

--end
original: http://shinzui.blog75.fc2.com/blog-entry-313.html
Iysemasen corner: starts at 4:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmEjk2KgZM0

NEXT EPISODE: Will feature Wada Ayaka and Fukuda Kanon as guests.

Friday 28 January 2011

December 4th 2010 - Eri, Jun, Lin special

heSanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi

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This episode was a special as it featured the graduates: Kamei Eri, JunJun and Linlin.

Subject: ・Mo-musu's 3 graduates, (A letter from Junjun and Linlin)
・Kamei has become beautiful before the graduation?
・Takahashi and Michishige by Sanma-san's "palace[show]", Takahashi has great effort whereas Michishige doesn't?
・Michishige shows her fangs to Sanma-san? Mail was one day late?
・Kamei's advice to Michishige?
・Michishige, a swelling man?
・15 million Chinese people - take center stage?
・How do you relieve stress?
・Graduated members give message of thanks to Sanma-san.

◎Opening
(Kamei has become beautiful before the graduation?・・・・)
Sanma: You don't feel important if you want to become beautiful, kind of matter. And so you decide to graduate.
Shoji: In order to gradually become cuter you decided.
Sanma: You know, in fact it's "to disappear" , it's like what you said last time you came right?
Sanma: Women, they 'disappear' to become beautiful.
Sanma: Kamei to become gradually cute is because you've hated being a morning musume.
Kamei: It's nothing of that sortー.
Shoji: Didn't you do any plastic surgery in this short time?
Kamei: No I didn't. lol
Sanma: You did.
Kamei: I didn't.
Shoji: How can you be this pretty then?
Kamei: Ah~ What should I do? I feel happy.
Shoji: Haha.
Sanma: Why is it as a woman, you truely cannot understand such a compliment?
Kamei: But I'm happy.
Michishige: To be happy when being praised.
Sanma: To praise and praise, would you like a song of praise?
Michishige: Yes, and just with that result is like a way of living or being able to live.

(Takahashi and Michishige by "Sanma Goten", Takahashi has great activity whereas Michishige doesn't?・・・・)[Sanma-san's show where people sometimes imitate (monomane)].
Sanma: I heard from "Dance Palace" that (Takahashi) has great effort.
Shoji: She was active? (Played a role)
Sanma: Takahashi did an imitation of Mikawa Kenichi's face.
Sanma: I wondered if she could do an imitation?
Sanma: Ah, well it flowed really well, she did good in the imitation.
Shoji: How was the face done?
Takahashi: :does the face:
Shoji: Ha ha ha.

Sanma: After the recording of "Sanma Goten", you sure were a day slow at sending a message.
Michishige: Ah, sorry for that.
Sanma: Takahashi immediately, "Today I was nervous,
Sanma: But as I thought after seeing Sanma-san in the studio you were cool and funny."
Sanma: Your (Michishige) message which was only "Sorry it's late one day, but thank you for today" [Literally, good job]

Sanma: Of course, Takahashi is a leader, she writes so carefully.
Sanma: I sent her a mail saying "Your Miwaka was received well, thanks."
Michishige: Is that true・・・。
Sanma: Your "Sorry it's a day late." message, I didn't need such.
Michishige: Why is that! Eehh. . . .

Sanma: So, raise the level of the message you send next time.
Michishige: Okay.
Sanma: Strike it how "Whitebeard" BANGS a wall!
Michishige: Okay okay, I will wonder if you'll think it's okay before I send it.
Sanma: What's with this attitude?
Sanma: What sort of resistance are you showing.
Everyone laughs
Sanma: What are you snapping at? lol
Michishige: I didn't have that sort of intention to do so.
Sanma: You did have that intention.

Michishige: (the message) There was a reason for it to be late.
Sanma: What was that?
Michishige: Somehow, as you received a message from Ai-chan.
Sanma: Receiving something from Ai-chan's side? lol
Sanma: Sorry Michishige, but is it that vexing? lol
Michishige: Somehow・・・ lol
Michishige: That's why within myself, I tend to have various conflicts.
Michishige: From here I'd like to send "Thank you for today." a lot quicker than Ai-chan.
Michishige: On the contrary it's not being rude.
Sanma: Kwa---- lol
Michishige: Not being able to do much on your show,
Michishige: Already Ai-chan had sent something before and so
Michishige: I didn't know at what time to send it to you.
Sanma: Getting irritated at that・・・、It's not a joke to talk about, it should be poured out easily.
Michishige: It's not the type to be poured out so easily.
Sanma: You have a bad touch, when you're a wife someday you'll meet someone with great eyes. [I believe he's saying you'll meet your match as in mother-in-law XD?]
Shoji: Great, but that time would be very serious.

Sanma: If it's for talking, Michishige does a lot more than Takahashi.
Michishige: Yes, thank you very much.
Sanma: The first time you were nervous did you cry, any talk of that. [Sorry this may be off]
Sanma: That's why you have many times in which you are active?
Michishige: Oh, is that so?

Michishige: (Receiving from Ai-chan) I think it's good.
Michishige: She feels nervous but, it's good the results end up being alright.
Shoji: "Results alright", lol she (Sayu) casually is pretty good. lol

Shoji: (Michishige..) her alone, of course she has self-confidence in herself. It also seems like she has many responsibilities.
Sanma: Very admiring.
Sanma: Erm, having to hold such responsibilities is a necessity in the entertainment industry.

(Advice for Michishige from the leaving Kamei?・・・・)
Sanma: As a single artist, you're leaving,
Sanma: From everyone here, this attention Michishige has is pretty good.
Sanma: With that said, I would like this level to be raised. [Carry on with this atmosphere]
Kamei: That's right・・・
Sanma: What would be good to do after this, for Michishige?
Michishige: Un, un, very Kamei-like.
Kamei: Hmm, but, like Sayu she really is a good person.
Sanma: Liar!
Shoji: "Liar!" lol
Kamei: Really, really.

Shoji: What kind of points?
Kamei: Earlier on, didn't she get irritated?
Sanma: Ah, I got scared..un.
Michishige: lol
Kamei: She said some frightening words, but it was great how she took it back, she's a great honest person.
Sanma: Aaー so it's like that.
Shoji: I see, relating it to her work.
Kamei: Right, she becomes so honest that I don't want her to be too honest.
Sanma: Ah, how admiring. This honest Kamei saying all this is perfect. In one word you're saying being too honest can be tiring for oneself.
Kamei: Yes, yes.
Sanma: In another sense it's like a calorie control, where you take out 20% of your body's power.
Michishige: So not to think too much about it?
Kamei: That's what I think too.
Sanma: Ah, that's some good advice.
Kamei: It is, like we're synchronized.

Takahashi: (Sayu) She also has a stature.
Michishige: But my face is big・・・
Takahashi: Eh, how? lol
Sanma: You've got too much energy.
Sanma: Right Kamei, a last thing you should say is your face isn't big.
Kamei: Yes, yes...
Michishige: But Eri's eyes tend to swim about, lol.
Kamei: I don't think as much as you do.
Michishige: Ha ha ha, did this insult reverse back to me, lol.
Kamei: You're wrong, because we're close friends, for me to say this and you take it you swell up.
Sanma: lol.
Sanma: Ah, for saying that, thanks!
Kamei: Un, swell, swell. [She says Mukumun, which does sound funny, oh Eri you AHO!]
Sanma: Right, your a swelling man, swell.
Takahashi: Swelling man? lol
Michishige: No way, I don't want such a name. lol

Sanma: Michishige, today your real behaviour is weird. You frightfully showed me your fangs.
Shoji: (Sanma-san's show) Was it with consent with what happened, A "I'll put a bad pretense of working" kind of thing.
Michishige: Not it wasn't like that, lol. It wasn't so absurd.

◎Letter corner (Linlin and Junjun join from here)

A trip alone before going back to China, JunJun?・・・・
JunJun: Since I've had many sad times and also many fun times,
JunJun: It's like, going back to China I'll have to start from zero.
JunJun: And so, I want to put my mind in order.
Takahashi: Ahー I see.
JunJun: Being alone, it's quiet.
Sanma: Going to a quiet place, there are many in Japan in that you would turn around everywhere , you'll have enough to return home.

Sanma: Linlin, what are you gonna do?
Linlin: I wonder....I want to eat so much at the Azabu Juban store that I get tired・・・
Shoji: Ha ha ha, lol
Sanma: That's bad, 'cause you'll get a lil' fat.
Linlin: I guess you're right.
Sanma: Have you done that before, you?

Sanma: Kamei, what are you gonna do?
Shoji: Kamei said "She wants to go on a trip."
Sanma: She did, didn't she?
Kamei: Yes, I want to go to a foreign place.

(Of the centers・・・・)
Sanma: You guys didn't get any centers?
Linlin: Yeah, bad luck I guess.
JunJun: Somehow, as I thought reality sure is severe.
JunJun: Well, I guess the timing was wrong.
Sanma: Mhm, the timing.
JunJun: Furthermore, Ai-chan is really strong.
Sanma: Strong, strong lol, strong right?

Sanma: I'm sure Linlin also wanted to be the center?
Linlin: I wanted to stand center, but I definitely didn't.
Linlin: But after being told I was to graduate, don't you think being center in China would be good?
Everyone: Oh~
Sanma: Admirable, admirable. To not being able to stand center in Japan and so standing in China instead would be okay.
Linlin: Right, don't you think that's more cool. Standing in front of 15 million people.
Sanma: 15 million?
Linlin: Yes.
Sanma: That would be the top, pretty cool.
Sanma: And so returning home, she can become active in the industry again.
Linlin: I would love to do something, though I haven't decided what, yet.

Sanma: (Linlin) What's with this TU LU LA LA~? [jumper?] Linlin: Are you jealous?
Sanma: I'm very jealous, lol. It's been a first someone has reversed this (song). Linlin:It's from a regular Shibuya store.
Sanma: Is it unisex? Linlin: Probably.

How do you relieve stress?・・・・
Linlin: Having a bath and splashing about.
Michishige: A bathtub?
Shoji: Do you strike it?
Linlin: Yes, the hot water is just PI PI PI! [Strike sounds, or water dripping]
Sanma: Eh? "Ah" Does your voice ever rise?
Linlin: Hmm, not really it doesn't matter if it rises or not.
Sanma: I guess so・・・
Shoji: And your feet, do you flap them?
Linlin: Feet, erm, please let me do it how I like.
Shoji: Ha ha ha.

Sanma: Junjun how do you relieve your stress?
JunJun: I do it in a normal way, by throwing things.
Kamei: That's not normal, not normal.
Michishige: It's not good to strike things. lol
(Throw soft toys or bashing the wall.)

Kamei: For me things like sleeping help me reduce stress.
Sanma: Mmm hang on, sorry but being stressed is also when you're feeling tired or wanting to sleep. [Basically feeling tired is a factor of stress, Eri you AHO lol]
Michishige: Just being sleepy? lol

Sanma: Well Michishige, how do you relieve your stress?
Michishige: I pull my hair out. [I believe Koharu made her do that once haha]
Shoji: The hair from where?
Michishige: My eyebrows, the hair on my head・・・ I've always had thick hair so don't worry about it.
Michishige: The "pain" that I get kind of motivates me and makes me feel at ease.

Sanma: Takahashi, what about you?
Takahashi: I do it by shouting.
Sanma: Saying "AH!" in a loud voice?
Takahashi: I shout and cry at the same time.
Michishige: Ah- you do have that sort of image.
Sanma: That looks like the best way to do it.

・Sanma: After this, will Kamei be capable of love? As she is leaving Michishige.

[The tongue twister parts are really funny, I'll post a link to video of this and the rest at the end]

◎Takahashi is definitely Iyasemasen corner
Takahashi: ・・・Hurry up and do it . . .
Sanma: Do you have the spirit to do it.
Takahashi: Yes I do.
Michishige: And it was such a funny atmosphere before, lol.
Sanma: And all that fun was crushed by you. [Takahashi xD]

Michishige: ・・・・Don't say anything . . .
Sanma: Ah, this is good.

Kamei: ・・・・Always together . . .
Sanma: Ah this is much better [She said it too early and funny before this one]

JunJun: ・・・・Don't forget me, okay?
Everyone: Cute.
Sanma: Say it in Chinese now.
JunJun: ・・・・Don't forget me, okay? (Chinese)
Sanma: Ah it's definitely Chinese.
Takahashi: Ah, how cute.
Sanma: What was your (Takahashi) word, say that in Chinese. (JunJun)
JunJun: ・・・Hurry up and do it . . . (Chinese) (Sexy)
Sanma: Look.
Everyone: WAA, cool, cool. -clap-
Michishige: An expert, expert.

Sanma: Linlin is a bit young so we do her last.
Takahashi: ・・・Let me be closer . . .
Everyone silent
Takahashi: Eh? What's the matter?
Sanma: You have no spirit.
Takahashi: Eh? I do.

Michishige: ・・・・Is it okay to get closer? . . .
Sanma: That was cute.
Everyone: Yeah it was cute.

Kamei: ・・・・Don't tell anyone . . . [The first time was funny this was the second]
Sanma: Yaa, that was bad you and Takahashi are bad at this.
Linlin:You should cut their necks [Fire them from their job]
Everyone: HA HA HA!
Sanma: Ha...that is something different.

Linlin: ・・・・It's good here . . . [She says it normally, so cute]
Takahashi: Ha ha ha
Everyone: HA HA HA!
Sanma: You idiot [everyone still laughing]
Kamei: Cute
Michishige: Sexy, more sexy.
Linlin: Sexy? Or okay one more time.
Linlin: ・・・・It's good ---here . . .
Michishige: ----here? lol
Kamei: --here? lol
Sanma: Ya, say it like you would, "hold me" etc.
Linlin: ・・・・It- [Too cute]
Everyone: HA HA HA!
Sanma: Okay now in Chinese.
Linlin: ・・・・It's good ---here . . . (Chinese)
Sanma: Ah that was better..right?
Sanma: Junjun now you say it in Chinese.
JunJun: ・・・・It's good here . . . (Chinese)
Sanma: Look now, Junjun is good.
Everyone: Good, an expert.
JunJun: Yatta~ (Yay!)

◎Gratitude corner
Sanma: The three graduates would like to give their fans a message of thanks.
Sanma: The fans, they didn't get an incoming message about this recording.
Takahashi: But this corner, for them to graduate they have messages for Sanma-san and Shoji-san.
Sanma: Eh? For me?
Michishige: Ha ha ha
Linlin: Isn't that good, hey?
Takahashi: Their feelings of gratitude-
JunJun: We want to tell you them.
Takahashi: So, please listen carefully.

Takahashi: They wrote down what they wanted to say.
Sanma: I'll listen carefully but I don't have anything to be thanked for.

Kamei: To Sanma-san.
Once again it's Kamei Eri. I have been happy when appearing as a guest on Young, I was nervous that I would tremble. There were parts in which I would think too much, I've laughed many times on Young, whatever I have thought of I will never forget. Also Shoji-san you realized the free way in which I spoke "You still haven't been praised by Sanma-san". That's right I haven't been praised. But I didn't find anything to be praised for. However, today is the last, God has come down to believe that Young will strive forth and continue on. I will not forget anything about Sanma-san. Please at least remember the Kanji for Kamei. Thank you very much.
From Kamei.

Sanma: But today I did praise you, "You've become cute" and "You're pretty."
Kamei: That's right.
Sanma: You really have changed, Kamei.
Kamei: Really?
Sanma: Right now you sure are great, if you'll excuse me.
Michishige: Is she refined?
Sanma: She doesn't draw out filth.
Kamei: Eh~
Michishige: Even till the end of the end. lol
Sanma: The end of the end, she hasn't drawn it out, this is fate. That she won't do so.
Kamei: Fate? I see, I understand.

JunJun: Dear Sanma-san,
I was really happy when I met Sanma-san. Being able to work with you was very fun. When coming to Japan and watching T.V and Sanma-san appeared, "This person really is funny isn't he?" I didn't understand Japanese properly but seeing the intense way in which you moved and your facial expressions, in the end you made me laugh. You talk so much, your voice is very loud, you talk very fast and in Kansai Dialect and also share the same name with a fish, this is the impression I had of you in the beginning. The first time I had worked with you, knowing that you were a great celebrity I wondered if you'd be scary. Furthermore, I thought I wouldn't be able to say anything and that you'd get angry, I accepted the unexpected, you're very kind and have a "father figure" feeling.
Sanma: Ah I see. You were really pleased with the Chinese pronunciation of 'horse' [Uma] I had a feeling of you 'laughing like a child'. I thought you were cute. Not knowing if I could make a joke "You can't become my wife" is what you said then, In truth I was really happy. I made spicy gyoza and you enjoyed it with a drink, I was very thankful. Sanma: Ya, those were really tasty. Although the time we've had together was short, I've had all sorts of the memories with you. You've been around with many beautiful women, so someday you might forget about me, I hope you don't forget me. With that said, don't forget me. Thank you up until now, I love you. Do look for a good wife, keep looking. I'll do my best in China, I hope to meet you again when I'm older.
From Junjun.

Sanma: Yes, let's meet again once you're older.

Linlin: To Sanma-Han [They all laugh as she said it in a loveable way]
How are you? Sanma: I'm right here, [everyone laughs] I'm okay too. Today's lunch, I had Pasta at the nearby pasta shop near the company. Michishige: Cute. Sanma-san what did you drink yesterday? How nice.
[The time was up but I believe she may have given her message to him after wards, nonetheless it was random, cute and funny just what Linlin is hahaha]

◎Ending
Sanma: I don't know when (3girls) we'll meet but
Sanma: Do be careful in China and do come and visit.
Junjun, Linlin: Yes
Sanma: Kamei also, do your best.
Kamei: Okay I will.

-end-
Well this sure took long but it was worth it, We're sure going to miss them!
Original: http://shinzui.blog75.fc2.com/blog-entry-297.html
Youtube for tongue twister and sexy words:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgsNOHxbNu0
For messages: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKnm5r5uJSs

Thanks everyone, this weeks episode featured Reina so be sure to look out for that.