Sorry it's late, these might be a week late in the future as the person who summarizes them in Japanese has been posting them a week later.
Sanma Akashiya | Murukami Shoji | Takahashi Ai | Michishige Sayumi
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This episode's guest was Tanaka Reina.
Subject: ・Kanpei-san running the marathon.
・Michishige and Tanaka - 8 years in MoMusu.
◎Opening
・Kanpei-san running in the Earth marathon.
・Sanma-san hasn't heart the song "Toilet no Kamisama"?
◎Letter corner
（The relay goal of the Earth Marathon feelings・・・・）
Sanma: Some people around me were saying "as expected of Sanma-san"
Sanma: But the majority were like "What the hell is he doing?"
Takahashi: Is that so? lol
Sanma: That's right.
Sanma: The feelings, they weren't really feeling it. Somehow it was like it was meant to happen.
Shoji: But who understood Sanma-san or not, for them to see a bit of it is enough to be understood.
・Tanaka and Michishige have been in Morning Musume for 8 years, talk about their most memorable moment. Also what their memorable moment with Kamei was?
・Something about Sanma-san being scouted for Baseball, had he joined would his life have been different?
（Calling Young Musumes out to dinner？・・・・）
Sanma: The days go by themselves quite slowly but do you ever have anytime?
Michishige: We do, we do.
Takahashi: Yes, do invite us.
Sanma: Ah, is that so? Well it's been a while since we've ate dinner together.
Takahashi: Yes that's because it's been 2 years, before we all went.
Sanma: Would you like to go?
ALL 3: yes.
Shoji: Please take us.
Sanma: A day to come together, huh? (meeting)
Shoji: No, no, no lol
Takahashi: It's not that type of "come together"
Shoji: To even propose that, the plan won't happen.
Takahashi: It will. First you need to ask.
Michishige: Because it's a day to get together.
Takahashi: We'll definitely come, that's why.
Sanma: Really?
（Young town staff went to Haro Puro concert in Kobe (Osaka)・・・・）
Sanma: Shindou?
Michishige: Yes, by the looks of it he came.
Sanma: I'm sure his aim was for Yoshizawa.
Takahashi: As I thought.
Michishige: Even though, to me and everyone else "Here's doughnuts for everyone" but
Michishige: Yoshizawa is quite a private person but somehow it's like the thing was shown to her. lol
Sanma: Tanaka, you okay?
Tanaka: Yes?
Sanma: Were you the commanding officer in planning to get them two together?
Takahashi: When there's time to. lol
◎Takahashi Iyasemasen Corner.. (Takahashi faltered whilst saying it) [I'll post the link below]
Aichan then gets a mini lecture by Sanma-san to be more sexy in the lines and also try and do better, she's always the one who does it eitehr funny or can't do it XD. Ai chan goes "How shall I do it?" Everyone laughs at her...ah she's so cute, though she's the oldest, she's like a kid.
Takahashi: ････You're going to be exposed....
Sanma: Man, you never think before you say it.
Sanma: "Gonna expose"...what you gonna expose
Takahashi: Eh? What....a person?
Everyone laughs
Sanma: Say it in a bigger voice, like a man comes and in a bigger voice, "Gonna expose"
Takahashi: Okay, I got it.
Takahashi: ････You're going to be exposed....
Sanma: Ya, that's not the type I was looking for.
Takahashi: ････You're going to be exposed.... (she says it in a funny voice, everyone laughs)
Sanma: What the hell was that? lol
Takahashi: Ehh...why? why?
Sanma: Man, you need to strike it.
Sanma: [Copies her..haha hilarious]
Takahashi: Eh, did I do it like that?
Sanma: Feel it you know?
Sanma: Okay Michishige, I'm counting on you.
Michishige: ････Don't be so troubled about it....
Sanma: Great, that's how it's done.
Sanma: You still can't do it (Takahashi), although Michishige has no experience she can do it.
Tanaka: ････It's half-assed, no way....
Sanma: Ah that was quite good, why not try in Hakata-ben (Hakata dialect)
Tanaka: Eh!? Hakata-ben..
Tanaka: ････Stop it, It's half-assed.... (In Hakata-ben)
Sanma: Ah now... (everyone agrees it's good)
Sanma: Ah quite sexy.
Takahashi: Cool.
Takahashi: ････It's embarrassing, that's why I've closed my eyes....
Sanma: HUUH!
Michishige: Ha ha ha
Takahashi: Eh he he he
Shoji: What the hell was that? lol
Takahashi: EH, Why?/
Shoji: "It's embarrasing.."
Sanma: "...that's why I closed my eyes" [Basically both read it out kinda like she did hahah]
Tanaka: lol
Takahashi: No way, was it really like that?
Takahashi: ････It's embarrassing, that's why I've closed my eyes....
Sanma: Man you're talking it out..
Takahashi: Ehh??
Michishige: ････Today, I'll listen to whatever you have to say....
Sanma: Well?... something like this you get consent from the fans.
Tanaka: ････I don't know anything, so I want you to teach me....
Sanma: Ahh~, that's really good.
Michishige: "It's embarrasing..." (copying Aichan)
Shoji: Ah that was surprising.
Takahashi: Ehh why?
Sanma: So how as it today Tanaka?
Tanaka: Today, I thought Ai-chan was really funny
Takahashi: Ehh why? [lol I love hearing her say 'NANDE NANDE'
Tanaka: That's because, it's my first doing this but you're the adult!
Everyone laughs
Takahashi: Ah, that is true though, lol
--end
original: http://shinzui.blog75.fc2.com/blog-entry-313.html
Iysemasen corner: starts at 4:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmEjk2KgZM0
NEXT EPISODE: Will feature Wada Ayaka and Fukuda Kanon as guests.
